Kev tso cais ntawm kws kho mob los ntawm kev tshwj xeeb: lom zem heev thiab ncaj ncees heev

2024 Tus sau: Richard Flannagan | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-16 00:06

Txhua xyoo nyob rau thawj hnub Monday thaum Lub Kaum Hli, cov kws kho mob tau txais kev qhuas thoob plaws ntiaj teb. Leej twg, yog tias tsis yog tib neeg hauv lub tsho dawb, maj nrawm los pab peb thaum peb muaj mob. Leej twg, yog tias tsis yog lawv, yuav luag txhua hnub ua haujlwm hauv kev ua haujlwm. Thiab nws tsis muaj teeb meem txawm hais tias lawv yog kws phais neeg lossis kws kho hniav, kws kho hniav lossis kws kho mob, kws kho qhov muag lossis kws kho paj hlwb - lawv txhua tus kho peb lub cev thiab lub paj hlwb, kho peb lub zeem muag, txav chaw, noj qab haus huv thiab lub neej! Qhov tseem ceeb ntawm cov kws kho mob tsis tuaj yeem hais ntau dhau. Thiab ntawm lawv cov hnub so haujlwm, Kuv xav kom cov kws kho mob ua siab ntev thiab ua tsaug rau cov neeg mob! Thiab, ntawm chav kawm, ntau yam luag ntxhi.

Nws tsis yog tsis muaj dab tsi uas lawv hais tias luag kuj yog ib qho tshuaj zoo heev, thiab thaum noj tshuaj, nws ua rau lub neej nyob ntev. Yog li ntawd, nws zoo li niaj hnub no kev lom zem zoo los ntawm cov kws ua yeeb yam thiab cov neeg sau dab neeg lom zem yuav zoo siab, ob tus kws kho mob lawv tus kheej thiab los ntawm lawv cov neeg mob. Laug ntawm koj kev noj qab haus huv!

Raws li koj paub, txhua tus kws kho mob muaj nws tus kheej tshwj xeeb, thiab txhua qhov tshwj xeeb muaj nws tus yam ntxwv. Nov yog qee qhov ntawm lawv…

Obstetricians-gynecologists

Cov kws kho mob hwm tshaj plaws hauv tshuaj, vim tias lawv muab haujlwm rau txhua tus neeg.

Cov kws kho mob

Cov no tsis yog kws kho mob, lawv yog tus tswj hwm. Lawv tsis muaj lub tswv yim yuav kho koj li cas, tab sis lawv tuaj yeem qhia rau leej twg paub. Yog lawm, yog lawv paub leej twg paub nws. Tab sis nws tsis yog qhov tseeb uas ib tus neeg uas lawv paub paub yuav ua zoo rau koj. Feem ntau, txawm hais tias cov tshuaj tau ua tiav zoo rau yav tom ntej, kev cia siab tsuas yog nyob hauv Vajtswv.

Cov kws phais

Cov no yog sappers. Muaj tseeb tiag, yog cov sappers yuam kev ib zaug hauv lawv lub neej, tom qab ntawd cov kws phais neeg tsis raug ib zaug hauv koj lub neej. Zoo li sappers, kws phais neeg tau qhia tsis yog los ntawm cov ntaub ntawv sau tseg, tab sis los ntawm kev xav. Thiab qhov no yog peb txoj kev zoo siab, vim hais tias hauv tshuaj, kev xav, zoo li ua ntej, muaj kev ntseeg tau ntau dua.

Otorhinolaryngologists

Cov kws kho mob no muaj qhov ua tsis tau zoo dua qub. Thaum xub thawj lawv tau hu ua "uhogorlonos". Tab sis qhov no zoo li tsis haum rau lawv. Tom qab ntawd lawv tau pib hu ua "ENT kws kho mob". Tab sis qhov no tsis txaus rau lawv. Tam sim no lawv tau koom tes nrog kws kho mob hais lus, vim tias tsis muaj kev pab los ntawm kws kho mob hais lus, tib neeg tsis tuaj yeem tshaj tawm lawv lub npe tshiab.

Cov kws kho hniav

Qee zaum, kom tsis txhob raug lees paub tam sim ntawd, lawv hu lawv tus kheej kws kho hniav. Cov kws kho mob txaus ntshai tshaj plaws. Ib qhov zoo siab, tus naj npawb ntawm kev sib tham nrog lawv rau tus neeg nruab nrab yog txwv rau 32 mus ntsib. Thiab rau cov uas tsis muaj hniav ntse - 28 mus ntsib. Tab sis cov neeg ntse ib txwm hais tias cov neeg ruam ua neej nyob yooj yim dua (los ntawm 12.5%). Yog li txiav txim siab rau koj tus kheej - koj puas xav tau cov hniav ntse no.

Oculists

Cov no nyiam hu lawv tus kheej lo lus hwm "ophthalmologists." Hom tsis zoo uas ib txwm xav kom koj saib qhov koj lub qhov muag yuav tsis pom.

Gynecologists

Cov kws kho mob pluag tshaj plaws, txij li lawv muaj ib nrab ntawm cov neeg mob ntau dua li cov neeg Aesculapians. Qhov zoo siab, tsis muaj txiv neej ntawm cov kws kho mob poj niam. Vim tias txhua yam nruj hauv kev kho mob poj niam - txawm tias koj yog txiv neej lossis kws kho mob poj niam. Sim 61320 teev nyob rau ib xyoo los saib qhov ntxim nyiam tshaj plaws ntawm lub cev ntawm cov poj niam, thiab kuv lav koj, koj yuav poob sai sai rau lawv. Koj tsis tuaj yeem hloov qhov kev nyiam ua rau txoj haujlwm.

Neurologists

Hauv kev xav, lawv tuaj yeem kho txhua yam, tshwj tsis yog kab mob syphilis thiab pob txha tawg, txij li txhua yam kab mob yog los ntawm cov leeg leeg. Qhov tseeb, lawv tsis muaj txiaj ntsig kiag li. Lawv qhia koj, "Tsis txhob poob siab," tab sis ua li cas koj thiaj tsis tuaj yeem ntshai - lawv tus kheej tsis muaj lub tswv yim.

Cov kws kho mob hlwb

Lawv tsuas yog vaguely surmise tias txhua tus neeg nyob hauv ntiaj chaw no yog lawv cov neeg mob, tab sis lawv tsis xav ntsib qhov tseeb. Kuj tseem muaj txiaj ntsig me me los ntawm lawv. Qhia rau kuv, lwm tus neeg mob puas tuaj yeem pab tus neeg mob? Nws yog qhov nthuav tias kws kho mob muaj nyob, tab sis kws kho mob hlwb tsis tau tshwm sim.

Narcologists

Cov neeg phem uas xav ua rau tus neeg tsis muaj kev xyiv fab zaum kawg hauv lub neej. Tej zaum lawv yuav khib peb li cas.

Dermatologists

Rau txhua qhov tsis sib xws - tsim nyog heev, txawm hais tias cov kws kho mob tsis txaus siab heev. Puas yog koj xav tsis thoob leej twg nyob hauv qab koj lub qhov tso quav thiab lwm qhov chaw tsis yooj yim mus txog? Tsis yog? Thiab lawv yuav tsum paub txhua tus neeg siab phem thaum pom!

Cov kws kho mob

Dua li qhov tseeb tias tshuaj tau ua tiav zoo rau yav tom ntej, cov kws kho mob no tau ua thiab tseem nyob ntawm … tse.

Tshuaj loog

Kws kho mob pab tau heev Lawv ua rau koj tsis xav dab tsi. Thiab yog tias lawv ua tsis yog, nws tseem zoo dua. Hauv qhov no, koj yuav tsis hnov dab tsi ntxiv lawm.

Immunologists

Cov kws kho mob nkeeg tshaj plaws. Lawv ib txwm sim hloov lawv txoj haujlwm mus rau koj lub cev.

Pulmonologists

Tsuas yog kws kho mob nkaus xwb uas tsis qhia qhov tsis nkag siab ntawm lawv cov npoj yaig tias yog koj txiav luam yeeb, txhua yam kab mob yuav ploj mus ntawm lawv tus kheej.

Khoom noj khoom haus

Ib qho khoom siv tsis tau kiag li ntawm kev nce qib. Qee tus neeg tsis muaj dab tsi noj, thaum lwm tus tsis tuaj yeem noj tsawg dua yog tsis muaj lus qhia kho mob.

Urologists

Cov kws kho mob nrog qhov pom kev nqaim heev. Tsis zoo li kws kho mob poj niam txiv neej thiab kws kho mob poj niam txiv neej, lawv xav txog koj tus txiv neej ib leeg hais txog nws cov haujlwm sab.

Kws kho plawv

Tsis muaj qhov tsis txaus ntseeg ntawm kev xav. Tsuas yog lawv cov lus "Lub plawv, koj tsis xav tau kev thaj yeeb" tsis ua rau muaj kev xav zoo.

Kws tshuaj

Yog tias cov kws kho mob feem ntau koom nrog kev tshem tawm ntau dhau ntawm lub cev, tom qab ntawd kws tshuaj kws tshuaj, ntawm qhov tsis sib xws, tab tom sim ua txhua yam thiab ntau ntxiv hauv nws. Thiab tom qab ntawd lawv pom nrog kev txaus siab tias lub cev yuav ua li cas rau kev thab plaub.

Virologists

Cov kws kho mob zoo heev Nws yog lawv uas muaj qhov kev zoo siab tsis tshua muaj ntawm kev nthuav lawv lub voj voog ntawm kev sib tham yuav luag txhua hnub.

Epidemiologists

Tib yam virologists, tab sis megalomaniacs.

Cov kws kho menyuam yaus

Cov neeg lim hiam heev. Yog tias txhua tus kws kho mob tau txais rau peb twb muaj hnub nyoog paub lawm, tom qab ntawd cov kws kho mob tau npaj ua rau peb tsis muaj hnub zoo nkauj tshaj plaws hauv peb lub neej - peb thaum yau.

Orthopedists

Tshem tawm qhov tshwm sim ntawm tib neeg kev thab plaub dhau lawv tus kheej lub cev. Yog tias tus kws kho menyuam yaus pib ua rau peb txaus siab txij thaum yug los, tom qab ntawv peb feem ntau pom peb tus kheej ntawm tus kws kho mob pob txha tam sim tom qab nkag mus kawm ntawv. Hauv qhov no, orthopedists ua haujlwm ze nrog Ministry of Education.

Rheumatologists

Cov kws kho mob tsis mob tshaj plaws. Feem ntau lawv tuaj rau koj thaum xuab zeb twb tau nchuav los ntawm koj thiab koj twb tsis quav ntsej txog qhov tshwm sim ntawm lawv txoj kev kho mob.

Kws kho mob

Sadists tiag tiag. Rau qee qhov laj thawj, lawv paub tseeb tias yog tias koj tau txais kev poob siab zoo, tom qab ntawd nws yuav dhau los ua yooj yim dua rau koj. Pom tau, thaum tseem yau, cov kws kho mob no nyiam ua lawv cov ntiv tes rau hauv lub qhov (socket) thiab tam sim no tau ua pauj rau txhua tus neeg.

Forensic kws tshaj lij

Tus kws kho mob nkaus xwb uas tsis txawm sim ua piv txwv tias nws tab tom kho ib tus neeg.

Cov kws kho mob

Cov kws tshaj lij tshaj plaws ntawm txhua tus kws kho mob. Tsuas yog lawv paub qhov tseeb thiab yog vim li cas koj thiaj mob.

Nyob rau International Day of Doctor, Kuv xav rov ua tsaug txhua tus uas tau saib xyuas peb kev noj qab haus huv.

Raws li cov ntaub ntawv los ntawm lub xaib: